Quote of the day

It's unseasonably warm here and Sheridan and I have been playing outside a little bit each day after school. Today she said she wished I had a bike. I haven't had a bike for 30 years, however I jumped on Ryan's and began to pedal down the driveway. Sheridan says,

" MOM! I didn't know you knew how to ride a bike!"

I spent the rest of the time "racing" (I use this term loosely) her to the neighbors and I was "cool" (I use this term loosely) for about 10 minutes.